Limericks

[Manpeach]

Powerful Zhao is the mistress gorilla,

who has traveled from New York to Manila.

although she's not hairy,

she will be quite scary

to one who's life is vanilla!

[Manpeach]

There is a mistress named Tran,

who will stuff a man's nuts in a can.

and when she is through,

she may release you.

and do it all over again!

[Outcast]

Went downtown to get a stick of butter, saw James Brown shitting in the gutter,

Took a piece of glass, shoved it up his ass,

Never saw a motherfucker run so fast.

[Manpeach]

And then there is Mistress Faye,

 

an Amazon goddess they say.

 

Every wish you'll comply,

 

she'll still make you cry,

 

and yet you will beg her to stay!

[Mistress Kang]

milk milk lemonade

around the corner fudge is made

stick your finger in the hole

out comes a tootsie roll

stick it in a little more

now you have a chocolate bar

stick it in all the way

now you have a milky way!

[Outcast]

Eine meane minee ,a mouse ran up my heine,

Took a smell,

Ran like hell,

Eine meanie minee

Another school yard favorite:

You do it on the floor with your parents at the door,

Diarrhea cha cha cha

[wild willie]

all i know is old ones except the silly songs i like to write.

There once was a man from eclaire, who was fucking his wife on the stairs...The bannister broke he doubbled his stroke and finished her off in the air

[Mistress Kang]

all i know is old ones except the silly songs i like to write.

There once was a man from eclaire, who was fucking his wife on the stairs...The bannister broke he doubbled his stroke and finished her off in the air

 

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

[joey]

lttle joey is a round eye caucasian

 

who serves girls of Asian persuasian

 

it is one of my greatest joys

 

that and going down on Asian ladyboys

[Mistress Faye Sunya]

And then there is Mistress Faye,

 

an Amazon goddess they say.

 

Every wish you'll comply,

 

she'll still make you cry,

 

and yet you will beg her to stay!

 

Yay! I got a limerick!

Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya.

[Manpeach]

 

 

Yay! I got a limerick!

Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya.

 

Yeah that is tough Mistress Sunya. Kinda like trying to ryhme with orange.

I'll keep thinking on it.

[Manpeach]

 

 

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

I live in NewEngland and have never heard the whole rhyme until now.

I'm always learning something on FF forum

[Manpeach]

 

 

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

I think there is a girl from Nantucket as well

But I don't know the verse of that one either

[Manpeach]

Bradley is a fuzzy manpeach

Who Mistress Zhao has decided to teach.

 

She took him to class,

And whooped on his ass,

 

And now his goals he can reach!

[wild willie]

That one reminds of me of the nantucket one.

 

there once was a man from nantucket

his cock was so long he could suck it

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

if my ear was a cunt I would fuck

 

 

you are right Mistress, they are both moldy oldies lol. It is not a limerick but when i was younger i got in a argument at work and told the person......I must have a face like a cunt because you people are trying to fuck me.

[ctyankeex2]

Poets and they don't know it.

[Manpeach]

The sub called ctyankee

Had a house by the sea.

 

Sandy gave a big roar

But couldn't blow down the door,

 

And now he can live peacefully .

[Mistress Faye Sunya]

Yeah that is tough Mistress Sunya. Kinda like trying to ryhme with orange.

I'll keep thinking on it.

 

Hey there...even if its hard it doesn't mean you should stop trying, for me.

And we all know there are plenty of words that rhyme with orange.. like you know.... porange. Hahah

[Manpeach]

Poets and they don't know it.

 

My toes show it..... They're longfellows

 

 

[Manpeach]

There is a Mistress named Kang.

 

Who heads up the Fetish Fortress gang.

 

She is beautiful and smart,

Makes domination an art

 

While she plucks your dick with a "twang" !

[John082]

Not sure if the correct pronunciation is more in the neighborhood of “Soon-yah” or “Sun-yah,” so I kinda did both (with liberal use of near-rhymes).

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Soon-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who loves to anally harpoon ya.

With enthusiastic smiles,

She charms and beguiles,

While with each thrust she yells, “Booyah!”

 

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Sun-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who can take your dignity from ya,

She’ll trampled your balls,

Yet leave you enthralled,

And you’ll beg to see her tomorrah.

[spankbri]

Yay! I got a limerick!

Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya.

 

New York has a Mistress named Sunya

Who when asked will happily croon ya

a painful sweet song -

she'll make you sing along,

and if you sing out of key then she'll tune ya.

[spankbri]

A charming young Mistress named Choi

has never been known to be coy:

she greets you then beats you

and always defeats you

Choi's choice is chained, chastened boy.

 

(Oh, I could keep going all day).

[spankbri]

A certain young mistress named Jung

Has doubts that you're all that well hung

your junk is do dinky

it can't match your pinky

You're better off using your tongue.

[spankbri]

The mysterious beautiful Ko

never posts on this forum, and so

I have written this rhyme

in hopes that sometime

She'll pop up and tell us 'Hello'.