Manpeach Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Powerful Zhao is the mistress gorilla, who has traveled from New York to Manila. although she's not hairy, she will be quite scary to one who's life is vanilla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 There is a mistress named Tran, who will stuff a man's nuts in a can. and when she is through, she may release you. and do it all over again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Went downtown to get a stick of butter, saw James Brown shitting in the gutter, Took a piece of glass, shoved it up his ass, Never saw a motherfucker run so fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 And then there is Mistress Faye, an Amazon goddess they say. Every wish you'll comply, she'll still make you cry, and yet you will beg her to stay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made stick your finger in the hole out comes a tootsie roll stick it in a little more now you have a chocolate bar stick it in all the way now you have a milky way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Eine meane minee ,a mouse ran up my heine, Took a smell, Ran like hell, Eine meanie minee Another school yard favorite: You do it on the floor with your parents at the door, Diarrhea cha cha cha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild willie Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 all i know is old ones except the silly songs i like to write. There once was a man from eclaire, who was fucking his wife on the stairs...The bannister broke he doubbled his stroke and finished her off in the air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 all i know is old ones except the silly songs i like to write. There once was a man from eclaire, who was fucking his wife on the stairs...The bannister broke he doubbled his stroke and finished her off in the air That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 lttle joey is a round eye caucasian who serves girls of Asian persuasian it is one of my greatest joys that and going down on Asian ladyboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 And then there is Mistress Faye, an Amazon goddess they say. Every wish you'll comply, she'll still make you cry, and yet you will beg her to stay! Yay! I got a limerick! Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Yay! I got a limerick! Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya. Yeah that is tough Mistress Sunya. Kinda like trying to ryhme with orange. I'll keep thinking on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it I live in NewEngland and have never heard the whole rhyme until now. I'm always learning something on FF forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it I think there is a girl from Nantucket as well But I don't know the verse of that one either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Bradley is a fuzzy manpeach Who Mistress Zhao has decided to teach. She took him to class, And whooped on his ass, And now his goals he can reach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild willie Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 That one reminds of me of the nantucket one. there once was a man from nantucket his cock was so long he could suck it he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin if my ear was a cunt I would fuck you are right Mistress, they are both moldy oldies lol. It is not a limerick but when i was younger i got in a argument at work and told the person......I must have a face like a cunt because you people are trying to fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctyankeex2 Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Poets and they don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 The sub called ctyankee Had a house by the sea. Sandy gave a big roar But couldn't blow down the door, And now he can live peacefully . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Yeah that is tough Mistress Sunya. Kinda like trying to ryhme with orange. I'll keep thinking on it. Hey there...even if its hard it doesn't mean you should stop trying, for me. And we all know there are plenty of words that rhyme with orange.. like you know.... porange. Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Poets and they don't know it. My toes show it..... They're longfellows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 There is a Mistress named Kang. Who heads up the Fetish Fortress gang. She is beautiful and smart, Makes domination an art While she plucks your dick with a "twang" ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John082 Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Not sure if the correct pronunciation is more in the neighborhood of “Soon-yah” or “Sun-yah,” so I kinda did both (with liberal use of near-rhymes). If Sunya is pronounced “Soon-yah” then: There is a Goddess named Sunya, Who loves to anally harpoon ya. With enthusiastic smiles, She charms and beguiles, While with each thrust she yells, “Booyah!” If Sunya is pronounced “Sun-yah” then: There is a Goddess named Sunya, Who can take your dignity from ya, She’ll trampled your balls, Yet leave you enthralled, And you’ll beg to see her tomorrah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 Yay! I got a limerick! Now, you get a prize if you can make a limerick that rhymes around my last name, Sunya. New York has a Mistress named Sunya Who when asked will happily croon ya a painful sweet song - she'll make you sing along, and if you sing out of key then she'll tune ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 A charming young Mistress named Choi has never been known to be coy: she greets you then beats you and always defeats you Choi's choice is chained, chastened boy. (Oh, I could keep going all day). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 A certain young mistress named Jung Has doubts that you're all that well hung your junk is do dinky it can't match your pinky You're better off using your tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankbri Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 The mysterious beautiful Ko never posts on this forum, and so I have written this rhyme in hopes that sometime She'll pop up and tell us 'Hello'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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