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Well, then here are some of my feeble tries...trying to honor those mistresses who I had a bit more of a connection with here on the forum so far... yellow means it is the pronounced parts of the limericks...

 

A barbie-like body to dream,

looks innocent sweet like whipped cream,

but she likes to play messy,

it is Headmistress Jessy

and Ms. Kang will make sure you will scream.

 

Who wouldn't be happy with joy,

if he could be her favorite toy?

a name like a flower,

a beauty with power

and of course it is Ms. Lily Choi.

These two ladies I miss,

they were as sweet as a kiss

Ms. Ahn and Ms. Vu

and what they could do,

to meet them for me was a bliss.

A korean mistress on duty,

another astonishing beauty,

she is sexy and smart,

Ms. Jung likes to play hard

don't be fooled by this devilish cutie.

Ms. Ree is out on a break,

that she did deserve to take,

she's really good looking,

right now she does "booking"

but I'm sure her return she will make.

When her sub is about to run,

this warrior princess has fun

that Lucy is flawless,

she's not Lucy Lawless,

Guess you mentioned, it is Mistress Tran.

Her body is covered in ink,

with sexy tattoos as I think,

like china her skin,

Ms. Zhao's a sin,

she will give you her pee to drink.

and to try the challenge of Ms. Sunya:

Let's introduce Mistress Faye Sunya,

she's dangerous like a piranha,

she only gives you one look

you will be on her hook

just like that and her beauty will stun ya.

Hope you'll like it...

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Not sure if the correct pronunciation is more in the neighborhood of “Soon-yah” or “Sun-yah,” so I kinda did both (with liberal use of near-rhymes).

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Soon-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who loves to anally harpoon ya.

With enthusiastic smiles,

She charms and beguiles,

While with each thrust she yells, “Booyah!”

 

 

If Sunya is pronounced “Sun-yah” then:

 

There is a Goddess named Sunya,

Who can take your dignity from ya,

She’ll trampled your balls,

Yet leave you enthralled,

And you’ll beg to see her tomorrah.

 

Sweet! Both possible pronunciations. You really know how to cover your bases!

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There is a mistress named Jung'

 

who has every weapon except for a gun.

 

because a gun is too fast,

when it rips through your ass.

 

and slow torture is much more fun !

 

sorry, I have to make a correction here

 

There is a mistress named Jung'

 

who has every weapon except for a gun.

 

because the bullet's too fast,

when it rips through your ass.

 

and slow torture is much more fun !

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There is a Mistress named Kang.

 

Who heads up the Fetish Fortress gang.

 

She is beautiful and smart,

Makes domination an art

 

While she plucks your dick with a "twang" !

 

 

You get two BIG cyber-head-pats for that one *PAT* *PAT* :D

"twang" ha.

 

Such a democratic distributor of limericks you are (says Yoda lol).

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You get two BIG cyber-head-pats for that one *PAT* *PAT* :D

"twang" ha.

 

Such a democratic distributor of limericks you are (says Yoda lol).

 

Thanks so much for the 2 BIG cyber-head pats ! Mistress Kang you made my day!

 

Also thanks to Mistress Sunya and the subs would posted on this thread.

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There is a mistress Haru

Who will make mince meat out of you

 

She is deductively sly,

and with a gleam in her eye,

 

She will grind you until you are stew!

There is a mistress Haru

Who will make mince meat out of you

 

She is deductively sly,

and with a gleam in her eye,

 

She will grind you until you are stew!

 

Flattered! How did you know I like to cook? Reminds me of a past session when the heat first came on in the fortress and I had fun watching the subs sweat while I just glowed :lol: He was wonderfully tenderized when we were through!

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