Mistress Kang Posted December 31, 2012 Report Posted December 31, 2012 I love a good laugh. I woke up to this video clip and laughed for a good three minutes before popping out of bed- thanks to my dirty old Screendoor, good for more than slamming and banging (shut). Now it's your turn! [media=] [/media] To laugh. Cyber-slamming my Screendoor is subpar. Quote
Jeriko13 Posted December 31, 2012 Report Posted December 31, 2012 My dick is a deep, spiritual, sexual heat-seeking missile. Quote
Dr. Nihil Posted December 31, 2012 Report Posted December 31, 2012 "The penis is a very powerful organ. It's a very deep spiritual, sexual, heat-seeking missile." Here. Here. Quote
Outcast Posted December 31, 2012 Report Posted December 31, 2012 hahahahahahahaha I love public access shows!!!!! Priceless !!!! I love the look of the host listening. Quote
Mistress Haru Posted January 1, 2013 Report Posted January 1, 2013 I'm more inclined to slap somebody when somebody shows me a little popper instead of a heat seeking missile! Quote
Dr. Nihil Posted January 4, 2013 Report Posted January 4, 2013 How about a Japanese take on a similar concept: The Story of Sada Abe A Japanese army officer’s mistress, Abe caused a national sensation in the 1930s, and her gory story eventually became the real-life inspiration for the 1976 softcore porno film In the Realm of the Senses. Back in 1936, Abe and married officer Kichizo Ishida plunged into a stinkingly torrid sexual affair, but when Ishida drifted back toward his wife, Abe grabbed a knife and took matters into her own hands. After strangling him to death with her robe’s sash at the end of a two-day fuckfest, she chopped off his Nipponese wack-a-doo, wrapped the bloody mess in a magazine cover, and wandered through the town for three days, his penis always by her side. She confessed immediately upon her arrest and never wavered from her eager assertion that Ishida had been quite the stud-muffin. “I loved him so much, I wanted him all to myself,” she told police. “But since we were not husband and wife, as long as he lived he could be embraced by other women. I knew that if I killed him no other woman could ever touch him again, so I killed him.” For a brief time in the late 1940s, Ishida’s severed penis and testes were on public display at a Tokyo museum. Judging from the video cover above, and the fact that a number of erotic films have been made about her, Sada Abe has been a countless source of Japanese kink. Her autobiography was titled: "Memoirs of Sada Abe: Half A Lifetime of Love." LOL Quote
Outcast Posted January 5, 2013 Report Posted January 5, 2013 How about a Japanese take on a similar concept: The Story of Sada Abe A Japanese army officer’s mistress, Abe caused a national sensation in the 1930s, and her gory story eventually became the real-life inspiration for the 1976 softcore porno film In the Realm of the Senses. Back in 1936, Abe and married officer Kichizo Ishida plunged into a stinkingly torrid sexual affair, but when Ishida drifted back toward his wife, Abe grabbed a knife and took matters into her own hands. After strangling him to death with her robe’s sash at the end of a two-day fuckfest, she chopped off his Nipponese wack-a-doo, wrapped the bloody mess in a magazine cover, and wandered through the town for three days, his penis always by her side. She confessed immediately upon her arrest and never wavered from her eager assertion that Ishida had been quite the stud-muffin. “I loved him so much, I wanted him all to myself,” she told police. “But since we were not husband and wife, as long as he lived he could be embraced by other women. I knew that if I killed him no other woman could ever touch him again, so I killed him.” For a brief time in the late 1940s, Ishida’s severed penis and testes were on public display at a Tokyo museum. Judging from the video cover above, and the fact that a number of erotic films have been made about her, Sada Abe has been a countless source of Japanese kink. Her autobiography was titled: "Memoirs of Sada Abe: Half A Lifetime of Love." LOL That was a very touching love story. I see made for tv movie for Lifetime or WE in the works Quote
ctyankeex2 Posted January 5, 2013 Report Posted January 5, 2013 Guess Lorena B had nothing on her. Quote
Manpeach Posted January 5, 2013 Report Posted January 5, 2013 That brings to mind the not so touching love story of John & Lorana Bobbit. Quote
Mistress Kang Posted January 5, 2013 Author Report Posted January 5, 2013 hahahahahahahaha I love public access shows!!!!! Priceless !!!! I love the look of the host listening. hahahahahahahaha I love public access shows!!!!! Priceless !!!! I love the look of the host listening. Actually someone told me it's a mother-daughter show- and in every single show the mother is holding that binder in front of her LOL Quote
Mistress Kang Posted January 5, 2013 Author Report Posted January 5, 2013 That was a very touching love story. I see made for tv movie for Lifetime or WE in the works Oh! "Realm of the Senses"! That movie was sort of in the same genre as "The Lover" but with added sexual gore. Watched "Realm of the Senses" on DVD and did the nasty in the theater while watching "The Lover"- it's a really really LONG movie... Quote
Mistress Kang Posted January 5, 2013 Author Report Posted January 5, 2013 That brings to mind the not so touching love story of John & Lorana Bobbit. What a blast from the past! Remember Joey Buttafuocco? He has a has a sex tape out somewhere and Amy Fisher is making porn! Penis made her shoot someone on the face!! LOL Quote
Outcast Posted January 5, 2013 Report Posted January 5, 2013 Oh! "Realm of the Senses"! That movie was sort of in the same genre as "The Lover" but with added sexual gore. Watched "Realm of the Senses" on DVD and did the nasty in the theater while watching "The Lover"- it's a really really LONG movie... I will have to check those movies out Mistress Kang. That's pretty wild doing it in a movie theater. What if the dude with the flashlight came by? Quote
akiravn1 Posted January 7, 2013 Report Posted January 7, 2013 Oh! "Realm of the Senses"! That movie was sort of in the same genre as "The Lover" but with added sexual gore. Watched "Realm of the Senses" on DVD and did the nasty in the theater while watching "The Lover"- it's a really really LONG movie... NICE!! I really enjoyed both of these films, to this day, The Lover remains one of my favorite movies. Quote
Mistress Tran Posted January 18, 2013 Report Posted January 18, 2013 Im dying laughing at that video. Well boys- as the video explained- the reason why I am always slap a man in the face is really his own fault. Quote
akiravn1 Posted January 22, 2013 Report Posted January 22, 2013 Im dying laughing at that video. Well boys- as the video explained- the reason why I am always slap a man in the face is really his own fault. Of course it is Mistress, You are beyond blame! We are much deserving of all the punishment You inflict. Quote
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted January 27, 2013 Report Posted January 27, 2013 Oh wait, so the cock is some type of missile? That sounds dangerous.. Only one way to stop it from harming anyone! *STOMP* Quote
Dr. Nihil Posted January 27, 2013 Report Posted January 27, 2013 Im dying laughing at that video. I found this video to be pretty funny. Quote
Manpeach Posted January 28, 2013 Report Posted January 28, 2013 I found this video to be pretty funny. [media=] [/media] yep, that's pretty funny ! LOL Quote
akiravn1 Posted February 6, 2013 Report Posted February 6, 2013 Oh wait, so the cock is some type of missile? That sounds dangerous.. Only one way to stop it from harming anyone! *STOMP* I have a feeling that You would have no trouble disarming dangerous missiles of this nature. Quote
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