Mistress Faye Sunya Posted March 7, 2013 Report Share Posted March 7, 2013 Hey guys, the other day, I found this really fun game online Kinda gross, kinda fun, could be sexy... if you are into it. The game is called Hide the Fart. It is a Korean online Flash game with very simple rules. You are at a bus stop and you have to fart..discreetly... http://www.playcards.net/hide-the-fart.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Hey guys, the other day, I found this really fun game online Kinda gross, kinda fun, could be sexy... if you are into it. The game is called Hide the Fart. It is a Korean online Flash game with very simple rules. You are at a bus stop and you have to fart..discreetly... http://www.playcards...e-the-fart.html I let three go in a yoga class this week. As the only man in the class, I suspect they guessed the culprit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Mina Jung Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I let three go in a yoga class this week. As the only man in the class, I suspect they guessed the culprit. woffy! So you're *that* guy in a yoga class. I wonder if I could spank a fart out of you. Hmmm, we'll have to find out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I farted in my last session with Mistress Kang and Mistress Zhao. I was so loosened up I didn't feel it building up, I didn't even feel it come out. but it had nice tone, if I do say so myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeech2 Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I let three go in a yoga class this week. As the only man in the class, I suspect they guessed the culprit. Sounds like you need some fart therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 Farting on a plane is funny if you're the one who dealt it. On a ling flight to California I smelled this horrible egg/ sulphur stench to look and see my friend laughing so hard he's crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarAH Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 I let three go in a yoga class this week. As the only man in the class, I suspect they guessed the culprit. This is a huge problem for me . I sometimes go a whole hour holding it in (in a serene yoga studio). That's quite a workout in itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted March 8, 2013 Report Share Posted March 8, 2013 funny topic for a game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeech2 Posted March 10, 2013 Report Share Posted March 10, 2013 funny topic for a game! I would like to play a fart-association game with 2-3 or more Mistresses after they had Mexican food the night before (my treat). Quite a lovely humiliation game. Would any of the current Mistresses be interested in that type of game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 woffy! So you're *that* guy in a yoga class. I wonder if I could spank a fart out of you. Hmmm, we'll have to find out... Sure, Mistress Jung. Whenever you're ready, I'll mix some soy powder in a protein drink and come in. I think you'll be more sorry than I'll be, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Eva Koi Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I would like to play a fart-association game with 2-3 or more Mistresses after they had Mexican food the night before (my treat). Quite a lovely humiliation game. Would any of the current Mistresses be interested in that type of game? Ooh! I love Mexican food...count me in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted March 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I would like to play a fart-association game with 2-3 or more Mistresses after they had Mexican food the night before (my treat). Quite a lovely humiliation game. Would any of the current Mistresses be interested in that type of game? Hi Skeech...I'm up for that challenge. I am pretty sure I wont leave you disappointed... no Mexican food required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Haru Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Oh, farts are so impolite! We'll have to plug that up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeech2 Posted March 15, 2013 Report Share Posted March 15, 2013 Hi Skeech...I'm up for that challenge. I am pretty sure I wont leave you disappointed... no Mexican food required. Got to love a woman who is confident in her farting ability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Faye Sunya Posted March 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Got to love a woman who is confident in her farting ability. Heheh I am confident in lots of things. I'm pretty sure us ladies at the Fortress all are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeech2 Posted March 19, 2013 Report Share Posted March 19, 2013 Got to love a woman who is confident in her farting ability. Here is one of my all time favorite quotes on these boards from Mistress Ree: "I'll admit it. I like farting. I like farting in a sub's face, or in his mouth, or up his nose. Most people don't like farts. And I don't like other people's farts. But like other people, I REALLY like my own. So I like both farts as a torture and farts for fartniffing freaks". :smile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted March 20, 2013 Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 This is a huge problem for me . I sometimes go a whole hour holding it in (in a serene yoga studio). That's quite a workout in itself. DUDE! Have the same problem ! Before I lift, I usually do a brief "fart check" off in the corner of the gym to make sure there's no potential in there. I would be completely mortified if I ripped ass into my trainer as she is spotting my squat, since she's standing right behind me up against my back, my butt in her stomach and her arms around my chest. Oh boy... Not to beat a dead horse, but... OK, I'm going to beat a dead horse here. In the 80s there was a race horse named "Hoof Hearted" - say that 10 times fast! Anyway, there's a video on YouTube of the announcer calling the race - pretty damn funny! Did you know that anesthesiologists are called "gas passers"? Because they give (pass) gas to put people to sleep. For surgery. OK, crickets.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarAH Posted March 24, 2013 Report Share Posted March 24, 2013 DUDE! Have the same problem ! Before I lift, I usually do a brief "fart check" off in the corner of the gym to make sure there's no potential in there. I would be completely mortified if I ripped ass into my trainer as she is spotting my squat, since she's standing right behind me up against my back, my butt in her stomach and her arms around my chest. Oh boy... Not to beat a dead horse, but... OK, I'm going to beat a dead horse here. In the 80s there was a race horse named "Hoof Hearted" - say that 10 times fast! Anyway, there's a video on YouTube of the announcer calling the race - pretty damn funny! Did you know that anesthesiologists are called "gas passers"? Because they give (pass) gas to put people to sleep. For surgery. OK, crickets.... I just laughed thinking about your predicament Phred and can identify 100%. I'm onyour side, but I'd love to be a witness to your pushing through that last rep, and a moment of glory followed by an explosion . I gotta check out that video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard Posted April 21, 2014 Report Share Posted April 21, 2014 I farted in my last session with Mistress Kang and Mistress Zhao. I was so loosened up I didn't feel it building up, I didn't even feel it come out. but it had nice tone, if I do say so myself. Manpeach, I was looking at old postings and came across your entry. Laughed my ass off. The looks on Mistress Kang and Mistress Zhao's faces must have been PRICELESS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Manpeach, I was looking at old postings and came across your entry. Laughed my ass off. The looks on Mistress Kang and Mistress Zhao's faces must have been PRICELESS. Howard, Farts have always and will always be funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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