VirginslaveboyKK Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 At various points in life there are different things expected of you. By 18 you should have gotten laid (at 22 I still haven't), at 21 you should have gotten wasted, etc. I know that most countries have different rituals, and I have recently found something I think the mistresses might like, especially the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveinthetimeofcollaring Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 For what it's worth, I didn't get laid until 23. But it doesn't really matter--what's more important is to figure out who you are and to embrace it. All the milestones society might attribute to maturing are nothing compared to honesty with who you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Fei Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 At various points in life there are different things expected of you. By 18 you should have gotten laid (at 22 I still haven't), at 21 you should have gotten wasted, etc. I know that most countries have different rituals, and I have recently found something I think the mistresses might like, especially the end. EW OH MAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivian Lu Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 It's understandable to want to mark events with celebrations and rituals. But in the grand scheme of things, having gotten laid by a certain age is as important as having stood over a fire with a wounded pecker. Life is a constant process of growing and maturing, and you certainly don't have to have sex to be a man, nor do you have to stop watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with a bowl of coco puffs. That being said, great video- I think we need to up our standards. Cow jumping test for all the subs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogzilla Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 you certainly don't have to have sex to be a man, nor do you have to stop watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with a bowl of coco puffs. Mistress Lu, just imagining any of the mistresses watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed eating Coco Puffs, is quite an adorable vision! My tail is wagging just thinking about it. = ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Funny, but what's cow jumping? Since I'm white, heavy and have had back and knees operated on many times, I have a vertical jump of about ⅛ inch. I can bring a note from my neurosurgeon. Will you accept it or do I have to suffer??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivian Lu Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Mistress Lu, just imagining any of the mistresses watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed eating Coco Puffs, is quite an adorable vision! My tail is wagging just thinking about it. = ) It's one of my favorite activities! Behind ballbusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Vivian Lu Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Funny, but what's cow jumping? Since I'm white, heavy and have had back and knees operated on many times, I have a vertical jump of about ⅛ inch. I can bring a note from my neurosurgeon. Will you accept it or do I have to suffer??? Did you watch the video? It's where you jump from castrated cow to cow! I suppose I'd accept a ball from you in substitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Did you watch the video? It's where you jump from castrated cow to cow! I suppose I'd accept a ball from you in substitution. If you're looking for balls, Mistress Lu, here's how it's done. But you probably know this already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 I couldn't agree more. Well said, loveinthetimeofcollaring. For what it's worth, I didn't get laid until 23. But it doesn't really matter--what's more important is to figure out who you are and to embrace it. All the milestones society might attribute to maturing are nothing compared to honesty with who you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 loveinthetimeofcollaring and MZhao, I couldn't agree more eighter. Forget things society says. They are often meaningless and "proof" is that social ideas are always changing, circular, and often contradicting. When you are with someome, you want them to know and react to "you" not who they think you are. With the reverse being true. Then it is a real and satisfying connection. For what it's worth, I didn't get laid until 23. But it doesn't really matter--what's more important is to figure out who you are and to embrace it. All the milestones society might attribute to maturing are nothing compared to honesty with who you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Funny, but what's cow jumping? Since I'm white, heavy and have had back and knees operated on many times, I have a vertical jump of about ⅛ inch. I can bring a note from my neurosurgeon. Will you accept it or do I have to suffer??? You can be one of the cows!!! How do you look in black and white? How about brown and white? All black? All brown? PURPLE COW! Done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It's one of my favorite activities! Behind ballbusting So your list of "Favorite Activities" would look like: 3- [blah blah blah] 2- Busting Balls 1- Watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with bowl of Coco Puffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 EW OH MAN I like thinking about how they stuck a wiener inside a yellow balloon before they circumcised it. You know, so we can see how exposed the wiener is post-tip-snip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogzilla Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 So your list of "Favorite Activities" would look like: 3- [blah blah blah] 2- Busting Balls 1- Watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with bowl of Coco Puffs LOL!! Now I'm curious about the blah, blah, blah. Number 4 would be yada, yada, yada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It's understandable to want to mark events with celebrations and rituals. But in the grand scheme of things, having gotten laid by a certain age is as important as having stood over a fire with a wounded pecker. Life is a constant process of growing and maturing, and you certainly don't have to have sex to be a man, nor do you have to stop watching Saturday morning cartoons in bed with a bowl of coco puffs. That being said, great video- I think we need to up our standards. Cow jumping test for all the subs! When I was a kid, it was cartoons and Sugar Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger. THEY'RE GR-R-REAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 When I was a kid, it was cartoons and Sugar Frosted Flakes with Tony the Tiger. THEY'RE GR-R-REAT!!! When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogzilla Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed. Mistress Kang, you paint quite a cute image. I can just imagine you surrounded by Hello Kitty stuff. Was squatting on the bamboo bed the inspiration for the Tatami room? = ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogzilla Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed. For me, it was eating alpha-bits or captain crunch watching Krazy Kat & Ignatz, courageous cat & minute mouse, colonel bleep, gigantor, Eighth Man, et al! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 When I was a kid it was a rice paddy hat, popcorn with chopsticks and Sunday morning Kung-Fu flicks squatting on my bamboo bed. For me it was a Davey Crockett coons kind cap, Rice Krispies, sitting on wall to wall carpet watching the Howdy Doody Show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted November 13, 2014 Report Share Posted November 13, 2014 For me, it was eating alpha-bits or captain crunch watching Krazy Kat & Ignatz, courageous cat & minute mouse, colonel bleep, gigantor, Eighth Man, et al! Et al including Felix the Cat no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogzilla Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Et al including Felix the Cat no doubt.Righty-oh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 Been looking for a place to post this hilarious genious-ness without starting a new post and this thread was the first that seemed most appropriate- that's accurate to say ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 1, 2014 Report Share Posted December 1, 2014 I love a happy ending. Been looking for a place to post this hilarious genious-ness without starting a new post and this thread was the first that seemed most appropriate- that's accurate to say ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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