ncc1701 Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 And there is the corollary, use the right rubber band, because the other one stretches out fast, and if the pencils hear you like using the wrong rubber band, that's what they'll go for and you get a rep as a wrong-rubber band type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lashee Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 But why not a ring you give to a boy that can be adjusted to any size pencil? Well, adjusted to a size smaller than the pencil. (Since now i know what the conversation is about, i thought i could jump through.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akiravn1 Posted December 25, 2009 Report Share Posted December 25, 2009 LOL! You know what, when I first read your post and saw "stretched out rubber band...will never regain its elasticity" a loose vagina was the first thing that came to mind. But I thought "nooooo, thats not what shes talking about" so thats what caused my confusion. All is clear now hahahaha Dear Mistress Jung, I was glad to read your post, because that is exactly what initially caused my confusion as well, I guess I just didn't imagine Mistress Kang's mother's distant cousin would be making a birds and the bees analogy to her, until I read Mistress Choi's post and figured that is exactly what she was doing. If for some reason, I wasn't totally convinced at that point, it is safe to say, Mistress Kang's follow up posts complete with pictures made things crystal clear. Since we are speaking about stretching, I am just glad there were no pictures portraying the effect of chid birth on the rubberband, as I did not see a single condom on those pencils. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 Hmmm...I'm confused too! Mistaking words in a song (which I do allll the time) isn't quite the same as making an analogy. That analogy, by the way, was your mom's cousin talking about...girl parts? Now, vaguely related to this: haha ... i remember the very first time (oh wait ... wayyyy off topic ... but not really) .. was at a party in Hong Kong and this really sexy asain woman was standing there and everyone was speaking with a Chinese accent ... she breaks out into this beautiful austrailian accent .... i almost gushed with joy. pure sexiness bliss i feel. i'm a canadian boy. white. english. and this blew me away. anyway ... LUV THE LINK ... and this once again confirms my choice for FAV NYC MSC ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallcockloser Posted December 26, 2009 Report Share Posted December 26, 2009 When I was about 15, my mother's distant cousin was trying hard to explain something to me. She ended up trying to explain to me in Chinese about a rubberband that gets stretched over and over again and never regains it's original elasticity hahaha Was pretty funny at the time. Actually, still is LOL I was reminded about this because of a verse in a song I heard: "And Abagail gave everything she had to a boy". But I thought she said "gave a ring she had to a boy" LOL Does anyone else have weird analogies on this topic? the analogy. kind of like the metaphor? i think .... parables are fun too. but you really have to dig .. to get. the elasticity .... haha .... easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monokuro Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well since this is the analogy thread... Size is like the breezes that run through the meadow hot and sweet and full of vigour So surprised nobody made a joke about hurricanes and them being one . I'll take the Canadian route and say I'm a Chinook wind warm, wet, and will melt your heart Someone had to make a joke about wind power equating to sexual endowment -Monokuro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Ree Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Like a wind farm? Or tornado? "Your mighty wind farm generates the electricity of my love"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speechless Posted January 2, 2010 Report Share Posted January 2, 2010 Actually, this one is better LOL Wow. All at once?? :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subbaby Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 When I was about 15, my mother's distant cousin was trying hard to explain something to me. She ended up trying to explain to me in Chinese about a rubberband that gets stretched over and over again and never regains it's original elasticity hahaha Was pretty funny at the time. Actually, still is LOL I was reminded about this because of a verse in a song I heard: "And Abagail gave everything she had to a boy". But I thought she said "gave a ring she had to a boy" LOL Does anyone else have weird analogies on this topic? "A mind stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions." - Oliver Wendall Holmes In the story about the rubberband being stretched, "rubberband" really stood for something else, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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