Manpeach Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick and I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell, I knew in a moment the Fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dildo for my brother, the Queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight "Piss on you all, and have a hell of a night!" (author unknown) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 T'was the night before Christmasand all through the houseeverybody felt shitty,even the mouse.Mom at the whorehouseand Dad smoking grass,I'd just settled downfor a nice piece of ass.When out on the lawnI heard such a clatter.I sprung from my pieceto see what was the matter.Then out on the lawnI saw a big dickand I knew in a momentit must be St. Nick.He came down the chimneylike a bat out of Hell,I knew in a momentthe Fucker had fell.He filled all the stockingswith pretzels and beerand a big rubber dildofor my brother, the Queer.He rose up the chimneywith a thunderous fart.The son of a bitchblew the chimney apart!He swore and he cursedas he rode out of sight"Piss on you all,and have a hell of a night!"(author unknown)Bradley: I wrote a poem about a night before Christmas session with Ms. Kang and a hapless sub in 2005. If I find it I'll post it. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theotherone Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 You are one creative motherfucker - in a nice way -HoHoHo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Over 9 years ago Ms. Kang sought Winter Writings from her group. She admonished me to "Write a xmas-y one." My reply: Here's my humble contribution for the season, I'll call it "HOW JESSY KEEPS WARM ON CHRISTMAS EVE" T'was the night before X'mas Inside of the house The subbie was trembling Timid as a mouse Jessy was dressing And testing her cane Before Santa visited He'd be feeling some pain She bent him over A spanking horse And bound him tightly As he expressed remorse Please Mistress Kang!!! He wined and he cried I can't take anymore!!! As the stocking she eyed Your poor little wimp I tire of your crap From the hanging red stocking She grasped "Spinal Tap" Out of the frying pan And into the fire She pushed it in deeply To his wails never higher Completely ravaged And totally spent She untied the poor victim And to the floor he went What happened to the tough guy You claimed you would be? Well, then - open your mouth 'cause I gotta pee!!! He did his duty He had the time of his life She sent him home saying Regards to your wife T'was the night before X'mas His poor soul was danged As the gift from his Mistress Left him totally Kanged She really is sweet She truly has class Just don't bend over She'll ravish your ass This X'mas season May your stars shine bright To Jessy and her sluts And to all a good night Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 You are one creative motherfucker - in a nice way -HoHoHo Thanks TO1, but I did not write this one. but I'll apply the complement to my previous writings. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Dannyboy, that was awesome! I wish I could tell it to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Dannyboy, that was awesome! I wish I could tell it to someone. Bradley: You have a point there. There is one by Sal Monella who used to recite his take on the Night Before Christmas on the Imus in The Morning Show. Questions like Who is Jessy? and What is "spinal tap" may be difficult to answer. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 On Christmas I will revive this post. I hope it gets posted soon for all to see once again. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Rey Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Over 9 years ago Ms. Kang sought Winter Writings from her group. She admonished me to "Write a xmas-y one." My reply: Here's my humble contribution for the season, I'll call it "HOW JESSY KEEPS WARM ON CHRISTMAS EVE" T'was the night before X'mas Inside of the house The subbie was trembling Timid as a mouse Jessy was dressing And testing her cane Before Santa visited He'd be feeling some pain She bent him over A spanking horse And bound him tightly As he expressed remorse Please Mistress Kang!!! He wined and he cried I can't take anymore!!! As the stocking she eyed Your poor little wimp I tire of your crap From the hanging red stocking She grasped "Spinal Tap" Out of the frying pan And into the fire She pushed it in deeply To his wails never higher Completely ravaged And totally spent She untied the poor victim And to the floor he went What happened to the tough guy You claimed you would be? Well, then - open your mouth 'cause I gotta pee!!! He did his duty He had the time of his life She sent him home saying Regards to your wife T'was the night before X'mas His poor soul was danged As the gift from his Mistress Left him totally Kanged She really is sweet She truly has class Just don't bend over She'll ravish your ass This X'mas season May your stars shine bright To Jessy and her sluts And to all a good night Dannyboy I think the time has come to revive the post and the poems by Manpeach and myself. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Jane Li Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 What dirty poems we have here--I must find more! Merry Christmas everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted December 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 I think the time has come to revive the post and the poems by Manpeach and myself. Dannyboy Great stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 On 12/20/2014 at 10:47 AM, Dannyboy said: Over 9 years ago Ms. Kang sought Winter Writings from her group. She admonished me to "Write a xmas-y one." My reply: Here's my humble contribution for the season, I'll call it "HOW JESSY KEEPS WARM ON CHRISTMAS EVE" T'was the night before X'mas Inside of the house The subbie was trembling Timid as a mouse Jessy was dressing And testing her cane Before Santa visited He'd be feeling some pain She bent him over A spanking horse And bound him tightly As he expressed remorse Please Mistress Kang!!! He wined and he cried I can't take anymore!!! As the stocking she eyed Your poor little wimp I tire of your crap From the hanging red stocking She grasped "Spinal Tap" Out of the frying pan And into the fire She pushed it in deeply To his wails never higher Completely ravaged And totally spent She untied the poor victim And to the floor he went What happened to the tough guy You claimed you would be? Well, then - open your mouth 'cause I gotta pee!!! He did his duty He had the time of his life She sent him home saying Regards to your wife T'was the night before X'mas His poor soul was danged As the gift from his Mistress Left him totally Kanged She really is sweet She truly has class Just don't bend over She'll ravish your ass This X'mas season May your stars shine bright To Jessy and her sluts And to all a good night Dannyboy Dear Ms. Rey: I'm reviving this poem once again. Enjoy the entire thread. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zora Jin Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 LOL how did I never read this before!? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Von Dietz Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 Aww Dannyboy-you’v been so thoughtful in reviving long & forgotten threads, for some of the girls that haven’t been at The Fortress as long! xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted October 4, 2019 Report Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 9/26/2019 at 11:56 AM, Mistress Von Dietz said: Aww Dannyboy-you’v been so thoughtful in reviving long & forgotten threads, for some of the girls that haven’t been at The Fortress as long! xx My Pleasure MVD: If I can make a Mistress happy even for a moment or make someone realize how crazy I am that is a very good day for me. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outcast Posted October 5, 2019 Report Share Posted October 5, 2019 Christmas Eve 1985, hanging on my own in the neighborhood, nobody around . Drinking a tall boy in a paper bag in front of the bodega. Going in the bodega to get another beer on a lonely ,depressing Christmas I see the parish priest stopping in on his way to say midnight mass. We exchange holiday pleasantries and as he leaves I feel in my small change jeans pocket and find half a joint. A Christmas miracle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 On 12/18/2014 at 11:38 AM, Manpeach said: T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick and I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell, I knew in a moment the Fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dildo for my brother, the Queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight "Piss on you all, and have a hell of a night!" (author unknown) For Doughboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doughboy Posted February 1, 2020 Report Share Posted February 1, 2020 Thanks Dan the Man! Very nice poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Ivy Lovelace Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 Hahaha oh my ? you should all be obligated to write poems for every holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted December 26, 2022 Report Share Posted December 26, 2022 On 12/18/2014 at 11:38 AM, Manpeach said: T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and Dad smoking grass, I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter. I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick and I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of Hell, I knew in a moment the Fucker had fell. He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dildo for my brother, the Queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. The son of a bitch blew the chimney apart! He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight "Piss on you all, and have a hell of a night!" (author unknown) Reviving this Christmas poem presented by Manpeach. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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