Mistress Kang Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 ...that I've named it MicroSoft. Ha. Beat that. No, I really mean it. BEAT THAT MICROSOFT. Ok, now that you've "beaten that", let's hear what you've got ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footlover123 Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Microsoft, lol. I couldn't stop laughing that's a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Fei Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 ...that I've named it MicroSoft. Ha. Beat that. No, I really mean it. BEAT THAT MICROSOFT. Ok, now that you've "beaten that", let's hear what you've got ;-) microsoft just made a ridiculously tiny portable bluetooth keyboard! did you see?? that's probably the exact size of that tiny penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loveinthetimeofcollaring Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Reminds me of: (~0:20 seconds in ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I'm just glad that Mistress Kang is fascinated with really big things and really small things (as in my case). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Reminds me of: (~0:20 seconds in ) Love the Space Odyssey reference. Winner is HAL9000: "I thought you GNU" LOL FYI Waldo runs on Linux too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy from now on Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 "I got an iPad iMac body and your mama sucks my dick when she's high on mollies. Mollies." - Bill Gates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I wish mine was small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Wait, are you suggesting that MJK is a size queen?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Zhao Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 ... I wish mine was small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Eva Koi Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 ...That the only thing you ever hear from the nurse whenever you get yourself checked out down there is, "There's absolutely nothing there to worry about." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I suppose like many 'little fellas' I dealt with my insecurities about my endowment (warranted as they are) by making it into some, ahem, small source of pleasure - in my case, being mocked for my shortcomings Though I imagine its equally awkward for a woman if she discovers a potential lover doesn't measure up too late in the game or date. Perhaps wearing these boy-shorts might be a good way to send the package-less packing before showing him yours so to speak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm just glad that Mistress Kang is fascinated with really big things and really small things (as in my case). I am indeed. These statements are absolutely true: Gene is very BIG. Genes are very very small. Gene is teeny-tiny. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I suppose like many 'little fellas' I dealt with my insecurities about my endowment (warranted as they are) by making it into some, ahem, small source of pleasure - in my case, being mocked for my shortcomings Though I imagine its equally awkward for a woman if she discovers a potential lover doesn't measure up too late in the game or date. Perhaps wearing these boy-shorts might be a good way to send the package-less packing before showing him yours so to speak! i laugh sph - Copy.jpg Those boy-shorts are cute, but would be sort of like Captan Obvious' cape. Also- I never have the problem of discovering too late. I operate like a court of law, all discoveries must be presented before trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Those boy-shorts are cute, but would be sort of like Captan Obvious' cape. Also- I never have the problem of discovering too late. I operate like a court of law, all discoveries must be presented before trial. Love that!! I have a Motion to preclude. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistluvr Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 I was interested to know your technique for discerning size when out on a bar crawl. Do you judge by nose, or hand size? Do you touch the package directly? Do do a two step touch, the first to induce excitement followed by the longer inspection to formulate a true sense of size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Those boy-shorts are cute, but would be sort of like Captan Obvious' cape. Also- I never have the problem of discovering too late. I operate like a court of law, all discoveries must be presented before trial. Well, I think in the interest of efficiency owners of very small 'weapons' should be required to register them and wear their NRA pins at all times. NRA, of course, stands for "Not Really Alpha" . Love the Captain Obvious hotel.com ads! Good legal references, BTW, any legal aspirations Maam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Well, I think in the interest of efficiency owners of very small 'weapons' should be required to register them and wear their NRA pins at all times. NRA, of course, stands for "Not Really Alpha" . Love the Captain Obvious hotel.com ads! Good legal references, BTW, any legal aspirations Maam? How about "BAB" Beta At Best ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 How about "BAB" Beta At Best ;-) All Chinese parents want their children to become one of these three and in this very particular order: Doctor, Lawyer, Accountant. That's about as far as my legal aspirations go. I like being a spectator of the legal sport though, at times it even seems like an art form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jung's Jewboy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 How about "BAB" Beta At Best ;-) All Chinese parents want their children to become one of these three and in this very particular order: Doctor, Lawyer, Accountant. That's about as far as my legal aspirations go. I like being a spectator of the legal sport though, at times it even seems like an art form. OK, I think your acronym wins! Hmmm, Chinese parents' aspirations sound familiar somehow..... OK, I think my legal aspirations for you will have to do. Here it goes. I'm the defendant in a sexual harassment case you are mediating. I'm accused by my company's perky temp receptionist of a passing admiring glance in her direction. Your determination is that even a momentary glance is an indicator of prurient interest. You find me guilty of first degree 'visual rape' and sentence me to an indeterminate term of enforced chastity with the receptionist serving as key-holder. shall I continue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I am indeed. These statements are absolutely true: Gene is very BIG. Genes are very very small. Gene is teeny-tiny. LOL I concur and I'll be ready for weigh-in at my next visit lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I concur and I'll be ready for weigh-in at my next visit lol. YES!!! So...is it safe to say that we are aiming for an upwards of 240#? ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 What visual goodies have the Youtube-Gods bestowed upon me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 What visual goodies have the Youtube-Gods bestowed upon me? HE MOVES REFRIGERATORS FOR A LIVING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAGuy Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 ...that I've named it MicroSoft. Ha. Beat that. No, I really mean it. BEAT THAT MICROSOFT. Ok, now that you've "beaten that", let's hear what you've got ;-) ...That the only thing you ever hear from the nurse whenever you get yourself checked out down there is, "There's absolutely nothing there to worry about." How about...your penis is so small, instead of using Trojan "Regular" or Trojan "Magnum" size, you use Trojan's "I hope you have a nice personality." Or maybe, your penis is so small, you've petitioned Ferrari to make a Hummer so you have something to drive around in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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