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Everyone has a "first". What I want to know is: what was the first porn you every laid your then virgin eyes on?

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What I mean by "porn" is real, actual smut; material produced as intentional pornography, as opposed to something only we consider porn because we're twisted pervs  :ph34r: 

 

Q:  IS THIS "PORN" ?

 

A:  YES! = Porn.jpg

 

A:  NO! = Not Porn.jpg

 

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Photo in an issue of Hustler, Screw, or Big Booty Babes? Video on a DVD or VHS tape?

 

Sidebar. Anyone know if Betamax ever got around to releasing any porn? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know... If not, was it because they fell victim to the self-fulfilling-prophecy that is their name? Ha. 

(Last part was rhetorical. I wasn't able to find any porn titles on Betamax so the first part is legit.)

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A National Geographic magazine when I was 5. They had a feature article on the tribes of Java. When my young eyes saw all those breastuses exposed for all to see I whipped out my peepee and rubbed one out all over the mag. When family complained as the.pages stick together with wall paper glue, all I.could was shrug." Boys will be boys".....

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Everyone has a "first". What I want to know is: what was the first porn you every laid your then virgin eyes on?

 

Photo in an issue of Hustler, Screw, or Big Booty Babes? Video on a DVD or VHS tape?

 

At what point does suggestive titillation crossover into Porn? 

 

 

Sidebar. Anyone know if Betamax ever got around to releasing any porn? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know... If not, was it because they fell victim to the self-fulfilling-prophecy that is their name? Ha. 

(Last part was rhetorical. I wasn't able to find any porn titles on Betamax so the first part is legit.)

 

Playboy videos were released on Betamax. There's currently some on ebay.

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The first porn video I ever saw was on VHS tape- it was a boxed original covered, front and back, with smutty video stills, and was poorly hidden in an armoire in my parents' room that looked exactly like this one:

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This would later become my armoire, most likely because my parents wanted me to have a place to hide porn too.

 

 

That day (the day I found the porn tape, not the day I got the porn-armoire) was the day I lost my eye-virginity. I watched Ron Jeremy in, and in (ahar-har), a gaggle of nude bushy holes sex-it-up indoors, outdoors, all over the place!

 

It looked like they were in the woods at a camp for grown-ups, naked and really really horny American (no ethnic campers). There must have been other nude less hairy poles in the video but I only remember the (then) legend that is RonJ.

 

Not sure how old I was then but I was old enough to know how to cover my viewing tracks on the VCR! Indeeeed.

 

 

For your viewing pleasure, here is a gift-gif:

Legendary RonJ.gif

Are you pleased now? :-)

 

 

 

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A National Geographic magazine when I was 5. They had a feature article on the tribes of Java. When my young eyes saw all those breastuses exposed for all to see I whipped out my peepee and rubbed one out all over the mag. When family complained as the.pages stick together with wall paper glue, all I.could was shrug." Boys will be boys".....

Seriously? STICKY pages?!? You were drinking a milkshake while leafing through it- that's all...right?! LOL

That sounds more like the first time you put a perverted twist to something "vanilla". Nice job on that, by the way ;-)

 

My bad ;-( I was unclear.

 

OK- what I mean by "porn" is real, actual porn- material that was produced as intentional pornography.

That would exclude what we see when through our "kink-goggles", "kink-coated-cornea" or whatever "kink-filter" setting we're on.

 

For example:

"Vanilla" Folk might appropriate a Victoria's Secret or Sears catalog as "porn".

Shoe/Foot Fetishist might do the same by working as a salesman in a ladies' shoe store.

 

 

Tell me- what would that be for you, my little-mc-love-muffin? ;-) ;-) ;-)

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At what point does suggestive titillation crossover into Porn? 

 

 

Playboy videos were released on Betamax. There's currently some on ebay.

Cool, thanks for the links. Have you ever watched porn on Betamax?? 

 

Regarding your question- I was unclear in my original posting of the question and will edit to fix it (right after this reply). The "porn" I'm referring to is actual porn- as in porn that was made as porn. What would that be for you?? ;-)

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There were no VHS tapes or internet in my youth. To see a real porn movie, you had to turn up your collar and slink into a seedy old run down theatre. My first was a double feature, Deep Throat and The Devil in Miss Jones. I was 19 and my girlfriend (age 25) suggested we go. The theatre was in Patterson NJ, it was huge but empty. We sat in the back and watched. Personally, I didn't find Linda Lovelace very attractive and felt uncomfortable through the whole experiance. Unfortunatly the movie didn't inspire me or my girlfriend. Another time I saw Behind the Green Door with Marilyn Chambers. I enjoyed that more but never went into a theatre to watch porn again. Years later, the Major Video outlet set up a back room with porn, pretty soft core compaired to what is out there today. and you still had to take the tape to the 17 year old checkout girl and she would log in your copy of 'Lesbians Sisters' and say "Please be kind and rewind"

 

The only porn I ever found in my house was in my father's bureau. It was an record with a naked lady (covering the good parts) on the cover. I was a collection of dirty songs. The only one I remember was "You ought to see her box" sung by a feamle with a slow sexy voice.

 

He also had a jewelry box that said "For plain or fancy screwwing" inside was a pair of small screwdrivers. One had diamonds pasted on the handle.

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I wrote about this on another thread in the devotee forum.

My first porn experience was reading The Black Kiss comic.  Spacificly issue 4 which I had picked up out of curiosity in a small comic shop.   As soon as I opened it I saw the hero of the story having a threesome with a hot vampire/sucubes and her trannie, look alike, sex slave. Who is also photographing the manaja twa.  I got caught by the clerk who took it away from me so I went back and stole all 12 issues.  I was 8 years oldI still have them. 

 

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This is the cover of issue 8.

 

This comic had it all: Filthy language, Priests banging blind prostitutes, gang rape on a transvestite, a satanic orgy during the screening of a porn film, the dismemberment and eating of male genitalia during sexual intercourse and of course a strong BDSM theme.   At that age I had no idea what I was reading but I was fascinated by it.  No wonder I'm such a freak now!

 

The first real porn was a Penthouse my cousin showed me when I was 9.  That was Awesome!  Thats how I learned to search the dumpsters behind our local Krausers the beginning of every month. Thats when they would tear the covers off of and through out all the porn mags from the previous month.

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The most vivid and clear memory I have was a porn movie, in a movie theater (not a peep show) so I'm dating myself, much like the other guys in the movie theater...bada bing.

 

It was a movie called 'SexWorld' which was based on a vanilla movie called 'WestWorld"  which allowed visitors, through the use of lifelike robots, to experience the old 'wild west'.

 

In the porn version, much like the vanilla one, the robots went haywire creating havoc.

 

Not surprisingly, the scene I specifically remember has a D/s component.

 

An aggressive black girl 'fembot'  pins an unwilling human tourist under her and 'forces' him to eat her out.  His protests are quickly muff-muffled and she grinds herself into his face taking her pleasure.

 

Of course, this reminds me of the ridiculous sexual concept I've seen in porn of 'forced cunnilingus' which to my mind sounds as absurd as 'forced lottery winning'. 

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Man, my dad had so much porn and did a terrible job of hiding it. I can't remember exactly which porn I saw first, but he had full Playboy mags, a ton of ripped out pages from various other mags, and was usually good for a VHS rental from the local video store (remember those and not even just BlockBuster?) once a week. Some ones in particular stick out

 

Swedish Erotica some number or another

 

Slave to Love

 

And this scene, which is still one of the hottest I've ever seen.

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Ooh i haven't thought about this for a long time. I saw an ad for a strip club back when yellow cabs used to have those stands on the roofs (i don't think they do that anymore?) and it piqued my interest. I went home and googled it and started browsing through pictures of naked ladies and eventually found a video of a woman masturbating. I'm positive I started out watching girl on girl porn for a while.

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The first one I ever saw was a VHS copy my mother got from one of her sisters it was a copy of the devil Miss Jones and I spit on your grave We started to watch it together and she realized it was hard-core try to send me away but I would not go

Iremember being excited and rubbing-grinding my cock In to the oddmen that I was laying over ! My mom kept saying you Shouldn't be watching you shouldn't be watching but she never sent me away just in the end said don't tell your father !

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Everyone has a "first". What I want to know is: what was the first porn you every laid your then virgin eyes on?

_________________________

Edit:

What I mean by "porn" is real, actual smut; material produced as intentional pornography, as opposed to something only we consider porn because we're twisted pervs  :ph34r: 

 

Q:  IS THIS "PORN" ?

 

A:  YES! = attachicon.gifPorn.jpg

 

A:  NO! = attachicon.gifNot Porn.jpg

 

End of Edit.

_________________________

 

Photo in an issue of Hustler, Screw, or Big Booty Babes? Video on a DVD or VHS tape?

 

Sidebar. Anyone know if Betamax ever got around to releasing any porn? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know... If not, was it because they fell victim to the self-fulfilling-prophecy that is their name? Ha. 

(Last part was rhetorical. I wasn't able to find any porn titles on Betamax so the first part is legit.)

 

I saw a documentary that said that VHS was the better media to use for porn and stuff. So Betamax had some, but VHS was easier.

Tape that let go and stuff

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The first porn was finding my Dad's stash of Playboys at 8 years old. I would sneak out in the middle of the night and read by the living room night light.

 

At 13 I was stealing Hustlers and Penthouse Letters magazines. Penthouse letters to this day is probably my biggest influence as I continue to love to read about swinging, cuckold, and size queen stories.

 

The first video was in college sad to say. Peep show booth stuff. Again lots of big cock porn ( I remember Ron Jeremy and Randy something) especially double penetration and double vaginal stuff. But that was my first exposure to fisting both vaginal with Vanessa Del Rio and Amber Lynn and female on male anal fisting with Annie Sprinkle.

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Everyone has a "first". What I want to know is: what was the first porn you every laid your then virgin eyes on?

_________________________

Edit:

What I mean by "porn" is real, actual smut; material produced as intentional pornography, as opposed to something only we consider porn because we're twisted pervs  :ph34r: 

 

Q:  IS THIS "PORN" ?

 

A:  YES! = attachicon.gifPorn.jpg

 

A:  NO! = attachicon.gifNot Porn.jpg

 

End of Edit.

_________________________

 

Photo in an issue of Hustler, Screw, or Big Booty Babes? Video on a DVD or VHS tape?

 

Sidebar. Anyone know if Betamax ever got around to releasing any porn? Inquiring (perverted) minds want to know... If not, was it because they fell victim to the self-fulfilling-prophecy that is their name? Ha. 

(Last part was rhetorical. I wasn't able to find any porn titles on Betamax so the first part is legit.)

ha ha of course Betamax did porn- TONS of it.  I saw the collection of Beta porn "Swedish Erotica" which was owned by a drug kingpin from the 80s.  Almost every scene had a DP! Also a lot of interracial porn, "Johnny Keyes" and even an asian woman who I think had the silly name "Suzy Wong."

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Seriously? STICKY pages?!? You were drinking a milkshake while leafing through it- that's all...right?! LOL

That sounds more like the first time you put a perverted twist to something "vanilla". Nice job on that, by the way ;-)

 

My bad ;-( I was unclear.

 

OK- what I mean by "porn" is real, actual porn- material that was produced as intentional pornography.

That would exclude what we see when through our "kink-goggles", "kink-coated-cornea" or whatever "kink-filter" setting we're on.

 

For example:

"Vanilla" Folk might appropriate a Victoria's Secret or Sears catalog as "porn".

Shoe/Foot Fetishist might do the same by working as a salesman in a ladies' shoe store.

 

 

Tell me- what would that be for you, my little-mc-love-muffin? ;-) ;-) ;-)

Little mc love muffin??? Moi???? Ok, a serious answer would be as a young child finding dirty mags thrown out in the street and wondering why the Playboy girl's pussies were so neat and contained and the Hustler's girl's works look like chewed up bubble gum!! Baffled my young mind!

Also early exposure to porn watching Manhattan cable channel J with Al Goldstein's Midnight Blue. Always would stay up late on Friday to sneak a peek.at that :)

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Fun topic, Head Mistress :) 

 

I'm not sure if this is actually my first, but it's the earliest really distinct memory of imagery intended as pornographic. It seems sort of boring to me, but anyway:

 

We used to go in big groups to "father-son weekend" at a baseball camp in Florida every January. We didn't play much ball, we mostly just goofed around. I must've been around 8 or 9 when my father came up with one of the many rituals of the weekend: At a nearby grocery store we'd stock up on snacks and gatorade, Playboy, Penthouse, and a nerf football. Once we got to our shitty rooms my dad would find the images with the most prominent breasts, tape them to the wall, take out the football, and initiate the weekend's first round of "hit the tit."

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Ooh i haven't thought about this for a long time. I saw an ad for a strip club back when yellow cabs used to have those stands on the roofs (i don't think they do that anymore?) and it piqued my interest. I went home and googled it and started browsing through pictures of naked ladies and eventually found a video of a woman masturbating. I'm positive I started out watching girl on girl porn for a while.

Wow, M Lu!

Do I feel old? NahI I'm not old in the head, yet.

But you could google porn when you were young.  I, and many others here, had to search and dig for that shit when we were young.  How old where you, about, when you discovered it?  Thats a question to everyone.  I was 8.  

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I can recall seeing some Playboy's as a kid. They never showed any pussy back then. I had never seen a picture of a cock. I thought there was some unwritten agreement between men and women, that they didn't have to show there's and we wouldn't have to show ours. Seriously.

 

Years later I saw a Penthouse and thought OMG the agreement had been broken and someday I may have to show mine!

 

Then I saw a Hustler magazine and thought the world was coming to an end.

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